How To Add A Google Custom Search Box To WordPress

A while ago I wrote an article explaining how to increase revenue from Google Adsense and today I decided to put some of those techniques into play to see if I can increase the natural click through rate of adverts on my blog. I built a Google Custom Search into the theme of my WordPress blog so that at the bottom of every post, there’s a bit of text that says “for more information on <<WordPress Blog Title>> please try searching:”. This is followed by a Google Custom Search box that is prepopulated (for ease) with the blog title name in the text field.

Currently Made In England gets about 750 visits a month, spending an average of 60 seconds on my website (whoa they’re actually reading my blog!). According to Google Analytics, 20% of those people are so disgusted with what I wrote that I put them off the internet (They closed their browser), or perhaps my website content is such useful content that they got the information they needed? Most likely they viewed my website in a new tab / window. Either way, that means that the other 80% then went on to another website, either back to Google to do more searching or they followed one of the very few links on my website or clicked on an advert.

So that’s what’s going on with my website traffic. As you can see, this is a lot of people leaving Made In England to go and do a Google search after spending 60 seconds reading my article. I figure, if I can present them with a Google Custom Search, they may use this instead of going back to Google. The advantage of this is, I can make money if they then go to an advert after searching for (anything) with my Google Custom Search :mrgreen:

So, if you own a WordPress blog, I highly recommend putting a Google Custom Search into your single-loop.php file that is prepopulated with the title of your blog (which is also nice for SEO).

If you want to do that, here’s the code:

<form id=”cse-search-box” action=”http://www.google.co.nz” target=”_blank”>
<div><input type=”hidden” name=”cx” value=”Your Google Adsense Partner Code goes here” /> <input type=”hidden” name=”ie” value=”UTF-8″ /> <input type=”text” name=”q” value=”<?php the_title(); ?>” size=”55″ /> <input type=”submit” name=”sa” value=”Search Google” /></div>
</form>

Given that 80% of Google traffic goes to the top 3 ranked websites, about 80% (guess) of people are smart enough to avoid the adverts at the top of the screen, that leaves 60% of people who have a 1/3 (as the first list item in Google is an advert) chance to click on Google Custom Search adverts. Hence I assume that 20% of people who use my Google Custom Search will generate advert revenue for me.

The question is, how many people will use thesearch rather than go back to Google and how many will be put off the search by the poor results from Google Custom Search and dodgy style? I estimate that 80-90% of people will be put off Google Custom search (we’ll say 90%), which leaves 2% of people clicking on Google Custom search generating revenue for me. Thats a pretty low number. Even if the full 20% of visitors going to Google, choose to do so via my Google Cusom Search, that’s only 6 people using my custom search a month. That will generate about $4 extra advert revenue a month. Not a bad percentage, considering that I’m currently only getting about $5 a month. Nevertheless, a pretty meager sum :oops:

However, I stand by my reasoning, this would be a very worthwhile thing for someone with a significant income from online advertising, such as a professional blogger.

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How To Do A Gainer / Starburst

A gainer (or starburst) is basically a backflip, whilst moving forward. It requires a big jump and looks really cool. It cane be made easier by doing it off a ledge, but even so you need a big jump.

Firstly, I’ll just start off saying that I don’t actually know how to do a gainer, but I did manage to do one from the trampoline this weekend.

This is how I do a gainer :)

Bounce at the edge of the trampoline, take a slightly larger bounce moving forward before a really big bounce moving to the other end of the trampoline. At this point your arms should be by your side as you do your final bounce.

As you leave the trampoline, throw your arms up and back then tuck in a ball bringing your legs up to your chest rather than curling forwards to make a ball.

Untuck once you’ve spun around and land somewhere soft. :)

A gainer / starburst is a very difficult manouver, so practive somewhere where you won’t hurt yourself and preferably under the supervision of someone who knows what they’re doing. As I said earlier, I don’t know how to do a gainer / starburst, I just kept trying until I managed to pull one off :p So please take my how-to with a pinch of salt – you should probably do more research on how to do a gainer before attempting one…

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404.2: The page you are requesting cannot be served because of the ISAPI and CGI Restriction list settings on the Web server

By default, IIS doesn’t allow ISAPI and CGI through .NET. You get the above 404.2 message because these are set to disallow in IIS.

To fix this, in IIS, under the web server, click on ISAPI and CGI Restrictions. From here you can then allow the .NET version you are using in your webpage.

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Brew Day – Eighth Beer

After finishing off my last changes to my home made grain, brew recipe I’m just preparing to start brewing. Here’s the account of brew day, I’m going to list what I do as I do it:

  1. Washing and sanitizing – This took ages.
  2. Boil rice and grind grain – Mix. Hopefully I didn’t damage too many enzymes when I put the hot rice next to the grain, still I should have enough from the other grains that weren’t close to the rice.
  3. Heat water up to 67 degrees (I’m aiming for a mash temperature of 66 degrees Celsius for this recipe. I don’t want it to be sweet like my last beers, but as I didn’t put much crystal malt in this one, I’ve decided to go for a slightly higher mash temperature to make some unfermentable sugars. Besides, I’m adding inverted sugar directly to the boil, so there should be enough fermentable sugars anyway).
  4. Add grains to water, put a lid on it and set a 60 minute timer going. As there is rice in the recipe, I expect to have to mash for a little longer to convert the starch in the rice too. However, there’s not much rice (only 0.5kg) and my base (Pilsner Malt) has a very high diastatic power, so perhaps 60 minutes of mashing will be enough…?
  5. After 40 minutes I checked the temperature. It had increased to 69 degrees. This has happened a few times now, I can only imagine that this is because the starch to sugar conversion is an exothermic reaction. I’ve decided to just leave it going at this temperature because I don’t have a clear idea in my mind about how the final beer will taste – perhaps a little extra sugar in the finished beer will be a good thing?
  6. After 60 minutes of mashing, a taste test and Iodine test both showed that the wort was ready. I squeezed the BIAB bag very thoroughly and even did a sparge this time. The sparge added a lot of extra wort and I kept sparging until the resultant wort seemed to have a grainy quality. Noteably the sparged wort was much less sweet than the other wort. I think I managed to sparge an extra 3 litres out of the grain, so good efficiency.
  7. As I left the wort to come to the boil while I prepared the hops and updated my blog (things I should have done earlier at the mashing stage), I almost had a boil over (The lid was on while it was reaching boil temperature). That was an impressive boil over and climbed about 30cm up the walls of my pot. I found about 10g (guess because my scalres aren’t accurate) of Celia Styring Goldings hops, which I decided to mix with my 30 minute hops.
  8. Once the wort reached a boil I dispatched my flavoured inverted sugar into the wort and gave it a quick stir. I thought to measure out just 300g instead because the wort was successfully sweet and I think that with a slightly nutty beer, a lower alcohol content might not be an unwelcome flavour. Nevertheless, I didn’t really have time so I chucked the lot in (save one piece which I ate). After tasting the wort and inverted sugar (which was looking to produce a nice beer so far), I regretted adding any additional sugars at all. I don’t think that the flavour of the inverted sugar I made works well with the nutty flavour of the grains, mainly because of the citrusy zesty flavour. I may have turned an otherwise delicious batch of beer into an average one with funky flavours. I might do well to adhere to the German Export Laws as a guideline for producing any beer other than Belgian styles in future :|
  9. Waiting… Waiting… Waiting… Just thinking about my inverted sugar that I made with lemon juice (and other citrus flavours), the Westmalle monks have a beer that is only (supposed to be) available within the monestary for monks and guests use only. The beer is called Westmalle Extra and is said to have lemon flavours to it.
    :?: Perhaps I might end up calling this beer “Extra Nutty” as a reference to the lemon in Westmalle Extra and the nutty malts used in this brew?
  10. 50 minutes into the boil and I’ve added the remaining hops and the wort cooler. It smells nice and hoppy, but the usual hoppy froth isn’t there. I wish I had a little more hops available that I could use to balance the flavour of the citrus a bit better. I’m sorely tempted just to chuck the aroma hops into the wort without the hop sock. I guess we’ll just see how it turns out. Funny, I was just saying to Scarlett that once you know what you’re doing it’s hard to go wrong when brewing beer. I stand by that statement, but today I’ve shown myself that I still don’t really know what I’m doing :lol:
  11. 62 minutes passed and I’ve decided to leave the hops in the wort as it cools. I’ve also moved the remaining yeast from an earlier batch of beer into the cleaned and sanitized carboy, ready for the wort to be added when cooled.
    Noteably, since selling my second wort cooler (which I usually use in conjunction with my first wort cooler), it’s taking a while longer to cool the wort :|
  12. The wort has cooled to 28 degrees C and at a gravity of 1.055 + 0.003 for temperature comphensation give an original gravity of 1.058 (It started at 1.070, but I added a good few litres to this). Finally (6.5 hours later) I have 23 litres of beer (wort, hops & yeast) sitting in the carboy at 24 degrees C and already fermenting 5 minutes after putting it in the carboy. How? I put a lot of yeast in the carboy, so although it’s working slowly, the volume of yeast is already passing some air through the airlock :mrgreen:
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Beer Idea’s

I’ve been thinking, it would make sense to make lagar in the winter to take advantage of lager yeast’s preference for cold and make ale in the summer as ale yeasts prefer an environment closer to room temperature.

The good thing about this is you could leave beers to mature a good 6 months and enjoy refreshing lagers in the summertime and comforting stong ales in the winter :)

Other interesting things I learned about yeast today (from reading through Westmalle monastery’s website) is that the fast fermentation that occurs in the first few days is due to the yeasts’ aerobic fermentation using oxygen. During this type of fermentation the yeast reproduces rapidly. Once the oxygen is used up then yeast then undergoes anabolic fermentation, during which time alcohol is produced! This is a good reason not to open the carboy until fermentation is completely finished, unless fermentation stops prematurely.

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Bottling Hop, Drop And Roll

Yesterday I bottled my fifth batch of beer. It took a while to bottle because I ran out of bottles :( This was because my benefactor hadn’t been returning them. Tasting it after having left it in the carboy for so long tells me that it’s actually a nice beer! It seems you can add 200g of hops to a 25 litre brew – I’m guessing that maybe my hops had low alpha and beta ratings?

Hop Drop and Roll no longer seems like an appropriate name for this beer… Which is GREAT!

Thanks to AJ for providing the extra bottles :D

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How To Make Popcorn Malt

Today I accidentally discovered how to make malt that tastes and smells like popcorn (but with a grainy / barley / malty taste).

The trick to making Popcorn Malt is to pan fry the grains, whilst constantly stirring. Here are the steps needed to make popcorn malt:

  1. Mix the grain with enough water to (only just) cover the grain.
  2. Let the water soak into the grain for about 30 seconds whilst stirring.
  3. Heat until it starts boiling. The instant it starts boiling, drain all the water. You will be left with a soggy pile of grain in the pan. At this point you should be careful not to squish the soft grain.
  4. Pan fry at a high temperature whilst constantly shaking the pan so the grains don’t stick (Because stirring will likely mash the grains into a pulp).
  5. After a while, the rapidly heated water will expand faster than the water can escape through the grain hull, causing the grains to pop like popcorn :D You’ll see them jumping about. At this point you’re going to want to start agressively stirring them (they will be hard enough to stir now).
  6. Once they’ve popped, turn off the heat. Cooking them any further will cause them to taste charred and not like popcorn at all.

Congratulations, you’ve just made Popcorn Malt! :D

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Brewing The Left Overs

This brew will be my first attempt at malting my own grains and first attempt at using home made inverted sugar. It’s a bit experimental, but I’m going to do a full batch rather than use my experimentation cayboy. The reason being, is that I want to do a full brew and haven’t organised myself to buy the grains I need, so I’m brewing with the left overs from my last order – I’ve even borrowed (stolen because he’s not having them back. Mwuu haa haa haaaaa!) some hops from AJ :oops: (He’ll get repaid in beer).

So here’s what I did:

I made some inverted sugar flavoured with sweet orange and lime zest and had a half hearted attempt at converting the limited grain selection I had (3.7kg of Pilsner Malt, 1.3kg of Munich Malt and 200g of Carapils) into something I could create a recipe from. My recipe is thus:

Grain

  • 3.5kg of Pilsner Malt
  • 900g of Munich Malt
  • 500g of Rice
  • 100g of home-made Biscuit Malt
  • 100g of failed home-made Popcorn Malt (My own invention)
  • 200g of home-made Nut Malt (I tried making more Popcorn Malt, but it ended up tasting nutty)
  • 100g of home-made Crystal Malt (Medium)
  • 500g of home-made Inverted Sugar

Hops

  • 60 minutes of boiling: 50g of Hallertau Hops (6.8% alpha)
  • 30 minutes of boiling: 20g of Hersbrucker Hops (2.3% alpha, 8.8% beta) + 10g of Celia Styring Goldings (4% alpha)
  • 10 minutes of boiling: 30g of Hersbrucker Hops (2.3% alpha, 8.8% beta)

Adjuncts

  • Home made Inverted sugar infused with lemon, lime and sweet orange flavours
  • Corriander powder I removed this from the recipe because my home made malts didn’t go to plan and I don’t think it will go with my current selection anymore.

Yeast

  • Recovered K97 yeast

Making Biscuit Malt

Roasted 100g of Munich Malt for 15 minutes at 200 degrees C, then roasted for a further 40 minutes at 120 degrees C then 20 minutes at 150 degrees C.

Summary: Very successful. This is a very accurate biscuit malt, I’m very happy with it.

Making Crystal Malt

I kinda screwed this one up a bit because I didn’t mash at a high enough temperature. I then changed my process, so hopefully I corrected that. Here’s what I did:

  1. Boiled some water and added cold water until the temperature dropped to 67 degrees (It should have been 69 degrees)
  2. Added 200g of Pilsner malt (This is what I had available with a high enough diastatic power to self convert)
  3. Put in my food dehydrator on setting 3 (nearly 70 degrees) for 60 minutes to allow the grain to mash inside the grain hulls. Unfortunately the water went cold, so I think this is likely a big fat fail.
  4. I then heated some water to 70 degrees C and dropped the grains in. It actually went to about 72 degrees, so hopefully I didn’t denature the enzymes. I then left this for 60 minutes to mash. The temperature went up and down between 60-70 degrees, which is a bit of a problem because mashing at 60-65 degrees creates fermentable sugars – so won’t result in a sweet beer. (Note: After mashing at step 4, the grains sprouted and were very soft. This is likely caused by the excess of sugars made available, followed by soaking in room temperature water. This would be a very fast was to grow grain.)
  5. Drained off the water and roasted for a further 60 minutes at 150 degrees Celsius.

Summary: I have mixed feeling about this one. I’m not happy that I wasn’t able to maintain the temperature – this may result in all sugars being fermented. I’m pleased with the mildly roasted flavour.

Making Popcorn Malt

I invented a new type of malt – Popcorn malt. It smells just like popcorn. Unfortunately, I roasted my popcorn malt because I wanted to make it darker (I was aiming for Chocolate Malt), but it took away the popcorn flavour.

Making Flavoured Inverted Sugar

Flavoured Inverted Sugar  To make inverted sugar, I boiled white sugar which caused it to turn into a dark brown liquid. I then added lemon juice for the acid. Then I mixed in some sweet orange peel zest from a (delicious) mandarin orange and zest from a lime and allowed it to go hard. The result is a hard candi that has a developed taste (I can’t remember the phrase to describe something that doesn’t taste good the first time but your taste attunes to over time) with strong coffee tones.

I now have all my ingredients ready for brew day tomorrow.

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MusicBot

Wouldn’t it be good to make some software that uses a genetic algorithm and neural network to work out what we like about specific types of music then generates some music based on the findings?

The music generated wouldn’t necessarily stick to traditional (or modern) instruments, it would just generate sound tones that would result from the algorithm.

I think this would be a very marketable concept and could potentially pump out some nice tunes :D

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How To Setup Exchange Email On Samsung Galaxy Tablet

To sync a Samsung Galaxy Tablet with an Exchange server, setup as follows:

  1. Click the applications list in the top right hand corner of the tablet to show all applications
  2. Find the “Email” application
  3. Enter the email address used by the Microsoft Exchange account
  4. Enter the password for the Exchange email account and hit next
  5. Choose Microsoft Exchange
  6. It will then incorrectly guess the username. Correct the username with the format domain\username
  7. Enter the Exchange Server’s external OWA address (just the domain part) and hit next
  8. Click OK and OK again
  9. Select the aspects of the Exchange Email you want to setup on the Samsung Galaxy Tablet (For example, select to sync the Exchange calendar with the tablet, how many days worth of emails to sync, etc…) and hit next
  10. Hit OK
  11. Name the Email Account (useful if you want to setup multiple email accounts on your Samsung Galaxy Tablet), then hit next

Here’s a video showing how to setup Exchange email on a Samsung Galaxy Tablet:

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